1 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:06,298 Hey! 2 00:00:06,298 --> 00:00:07,466 Here’s what’s been happenin’ on White Famous. 3 00:00:07,466 --> 00:00:09,885 I’m making this movie about an African American attorney. 4 00:00:09,885 --> 00:00:10,928 My mom’s gonna be over the moon. 5 00:00:10,928 --> 00:00:12,471 She’s always wanted me to be an attorney so-- 6 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:14,890 - No, you play the old woman. - Wait, what? 7 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:16,391 This very proud brown man is trying to make you 8 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:18,894 a very successful black man. 9 00:00:18,894 --> 00:00:21,104 The goal has always been white famous. 10 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:22,981 Why do I have to be white famous? 11 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:25,400 - Oh, hell nah. - There a problem? 12 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:27,152 Do I look like the fucking valet to you? 13 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:28,654 - You have a baby? - Who’s in the lead? 14 00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:30,322 - Do you have a woman? - Got a baby mom. 15 00:00:30,322 --> 00:00:32,032 You should be more worried about what next. 16 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:34,034 How about we open some wine and brainstorm, 17 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,619 and if it gets a little too late, 18 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:37,913 - we can have a sleepover. - No. 19 00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:40,332 I happen to be producing a movie with Jamie Foxx. 20 00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:42,000 Try this bitch on. 21 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,585 Floyd fucking Mooney. 22 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:44,586 You don’t think you actually still have 23 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:46,463 a dick anymore, do you? 24 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:47,881 - Oh, no. - It’s gone, nigga. 25 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,341 I ain’t gonna be able to do it, Foxx. 26 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:51,301 Foxxy wants you in the movie, motherfucker. 27 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:52,844 Floyd. 28 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:59,184 ♪ hip hop instrumental ♪ 29 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:01,144 That’s a wrap for Floyd Mooney. 30 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:02,312 It’s not because I prefer white women, 31 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:03,480 they’re just easy to sleep with. 32 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:04,648 I would choose Puerto Rican, 33 00:01:04,648 --> 00:01:06,483 but they’re a headache. 34 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:08,026 Okay, I’m sorry. 35 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:09,361 Yes, yes, I’ll meet her. 36 00:01:09,361 --> 00:01:11,530 All right, I gotta go. I love you, bye. 37 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:12,698 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up. 38 00:01:12,698 --> 00:01:14,533 Ye ye! 39 00:01:14,533 --> 00:01:15,909 - You wrapped, motherfucker? - Thanks, Floyd. 40 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:17,369 Yeah, man, thank the Lord. 41 00:01:17,369 --> 00:01:20,330 Ooh, the man with his first movie in the can! 42 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:22,457 - Come on, man, chill out. - How does it feel? 43 00:01:22,457 --> 00:01:23,959 How does it feel? 44 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:25,419 Let’s see, it feels like my first movie 45 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,546 pretty much fucked me in the can, raw dog, 46 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:29,172 - no lube, bloody stool. - Good work. 47 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:31,049 Wow, that is just disgusting to think about. 48 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:32,634 What are you talking about, bro? 49 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:34,219 Being on set is the goat. 50 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:35,554 It’s the goat? 51 00:01:35,554 --> 00:01:36,722 Yeah, being on set is awesome. 52 00:01:36,722 --> 00:01:38,598 You just sit around all day 53 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:41,101 and they just take your funny shit, 54 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,185 and give it to the white guy, 55 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:43,979 and you can’t see your girl, 56 00:01:43,979 --> 00:01:45,564 and you sure as hell don’t have time to do the one thing 57 00:01:45,564 --> 00:01:47,024 that you’re actually passionate about, 58 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:48,358 which is stand-up, 59 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:50,110 and the pay is surprisingly shitty, 60 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,404 so yeah, remind to fire my agent. 61 00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:54,072 Yo, man, you gotta think 62 00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:55,490 about the big picture, Floyd. 63 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:58,076 Baby steps, baby boy. 64 00:01:58,076 --> 00:02:00,078 You read those scripts I sent you? 65 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:04,082 I read a few, I tried, man, but a lot of that shit 66 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:05,584 is like a dick punch to the soul. 67 00:02:05,584 --> 00:02:07,252 Floyd! 68 00:02:07,252 --> 00:02:09,129 You are a young, black buck who just finished 69 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:12,090 his first fucking movie in the middle of pilot season. 70 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:13,425 It’s your time! 71 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:14,676 You gotta focus, son! 72 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:16,386 I need to breathe. 73 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:17,971 I wanna get back to my life. 74 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:20,057 I miss my kid. I miss Sadie. 75 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:21,641 Now, that I understand ’cause that woman 76 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:23,101 could make a dead man cum. 77 00:02:23,101 --> 00:02:24,603 But that’s not the point. 78 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:27,105 The point is you actually got some heat right now. 79 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:29,024 For the first time in recorded history, 80 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:31,401 I’m actually gettingincoming calls 81 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:32,569 about your black ass. 82 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:34,237 So what you gotta do is help me 83 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:35,989 so we can capitalize on this 84 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:38,116 so we can figure out your next move. 85 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:40,744 My next move is home, nigga. 86 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:41,787 Why do you call me that, man? 87 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:43,413 You know I can’t respond. 88 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:46,666 ♪ hip hop instrumental ♪ 89 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:04,643 Sadie! 90 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:07,354 Hello? 91 00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:17,989 Yo, yo! 92 00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:23,245 ♪ Body’s aching ♪ 93 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:28,166 ♪ From the want and the waiting ♪ 94 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:32,254 ♪ Coming down with a sickness ♪ 95 00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:34,089 Floyd! 96 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:36,508 Jesus, you scared the crap outta me, asshole! 97 00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:38,135 I’m sorry. 98 00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:39,553 You can’t just walk in here whenever you want. 99 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,346 I can when you leave the front door unlocked. 100 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:42,681 I mean, you’re practically begging to get molested. 101 00:03:42,681 --> 00:03:44,057 You gotta get out, I gotta get dressed, get out. 102 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,308 - Are you sure? - Really. 103 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:47,602 - Really? - Out! 104 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,402 You look good. 105 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:57,737 So where’s the boy? 106 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:59,448 Play date at Zoe’s house. 107 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:01,450 Who that? 108 00:04:01,450 --> 00:04:03,535 - What? - You haven’t been around much. 109 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:05,704 That’s not fair. I’ve been working my ass off. 110 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:08,498 Yeah, I understand that, but he’s just a kid. 111 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:09,583 He misses his daddy. 112 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,168 Well, I’m here now, 113 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:12,878 and whatever y’all need, I got you. 114 00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:16,298 Good, because we have an interview 115 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:18,425 - at Broken Arrow tomorrow. - What’s that? 116 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,093 Just the private school I’ve been yakking 117 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,345 your ear off about for the past six months. 118 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:23,597 Sadie, you know how I feel about 119 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:25,223 all that private school shit! 120 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:26,600 You know how I feel about it! 121 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:27,893 I thought we both agreed we weren’t gonna do 122 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:29,644 all the typical LA shit. 123 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:30,770 Well, it turns out there’s a reason 124 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:32,898 people do all the typical LA shit. 125 00:04:32,898 --> 00:04:34,316 Public schools are overcrowded. 126 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:35,525 Kids get lost. 127 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:37,402 But it prepares you for life. 128 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:38,820 Shit, if I wouldn’t have been in public school so long, 129 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,530 I wouldn’t be so fuckin’ funny right now. 130 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:41,573 I was there, remember? 131 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:43,325 And if we have an opportunity 132 00:04:43,325 --> 00:04:45,410 to give our kid a better education than we got, 133 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:47,746 isn’t it our responsibility to make that happen? 134 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:51,458 Why you gotta go and get all sensible 135 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,668 and motherly about it? 136 00:04:53,668 --> 00:04:54,669 You’re right, you’re always right. 137 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:57,339 I’m glad you think so. 138 00:04:57,339 --> 00:04:59,216 Because you need to be there tomorrow. 139 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:00,509 If both parents aren’t there, 140 00:05:00,509 --> 00:05:01,593 they’re not gonna take us seriously. 141 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:03,303 How much? 142 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,805 - Does it matter how much? - Yes! Yes, it matters. 143 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:07,516 You making all these snarky comments 144 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:09,684 about me not being around, now it sounds like you 145 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:12,270 want me to hit the road so I can pay for all this shit. 146 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:13,605 Floyd, you act like 147 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:15,857 you’re the sole breadwinner around here. 148 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:18,276 Between the two of us, we can figure it out. 149 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:22,405 I’ll be there. 150 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:25,325 Good, thank you. 151 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:27,869 You’re welcome. 152 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:31,540 So, I’m back... 153 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:33,208 Yeah, I see that. 154 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:36,503 And I’m available for anything you need. 155 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:37,504 Anything. 156 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:38,755 You can take the garbage out. 157 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:40,423 Okay, yeah, yeah, I’ll do it. 158 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:42,259 I’ll do it, I’ll do that for sure, my pleasure. 159 00:05:42,259 --> 00:05:44,761 You know what, you could pick up Trevor from Zoe’s house. 160 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:46,805 Maybe take him out to dinner, he’d love that. 161 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:48,515 Okay, all right, all right. 162 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:52,310 Well, after the trash and before the pick-up, 163 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:56,606 if there’s anything else that needs tending to... 164 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,441 Floyd... 165 00:05:58,441 --> 00:06:00,485 I know, I know, okay, okay, you’re tired. 166 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:02,320 I’m a little wiped myself. 167 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,322 You know, maybe we should just, uh, I don’t know, 168 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:05,991 cuddle and brush each other’s hair. 169 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:07,325 I’ve been seeing someone. 170 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,912 - What?! Seriously? - Yeah, seriously. 171 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:12,664 What the fuck, Sadie?! 172 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:14,874 What the fuck what the fuck? We’re not together, Floyd! 173 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:16,835 Sometimes, we’re not together sometimes! 174 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:17,961 Moments of weakness! 175 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:19,379 You call them moments of weakness, 176 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,464 I call them dope as fuck! 177 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:22,674 Why you gotta drop it right now? 178 00:06:22,674 --> 00:06:23,800 Damn, that shit is cold! 179 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,552 Look, I’m sorry, I’m sorry! 180 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,637 I didn’t wanna tell you over the phone or text it to you! 181 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:29,014 Oh, why, ’cause you think I couldn’t handle it? 182 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:30,640 Thought I was gonna be heartbroken or some shit? 183 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,601 - No! - Get over yourself. 184 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:34,936 Hey, be nice before you say something you can’t take back! 185 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:36,396 Maybe I don’t wanna take it back! 186 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:43,278 Not only is there a snake slitherin’ around 187 00:06:43,278 --> 00:06:45,447 in my fuckin’ garden, now she wants me to pay 188 00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:47,657 for private school too, how ’bout them apples, Balls? 189 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:49,451 Yo, man, quit actin’ out, man. 190 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:50,827 Fuck you talkin’ ’bout, man? 191 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:52,370 Yo, take a moment. 192 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:53,663 Think about how you really feel 193 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:55,832 about this shit and express that. 194 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:58,668 I don’t wanna hear none of your male bravado nonsense right now. 195 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:04,716 You know what? 196 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:06,551 Do better. 197 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:09,387 Look, you love this woman, she’s a good girl, 198 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:12,390 great mama to your boy, she deserves to be happy. 199 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:14,893 Only you want her to be happy with you, man. 200 00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:16,561 That’s understandable, shit, the heart wants 201 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:18,438 what it wants, motherfucker. 202 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,357 But what if her heart isn’t in the same place 203 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:21,941 as yours right now? 204 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:24,486 Look, you gotta make your peace with that shit, man, 205 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:25,904 or it’ll eat you alive. 206 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:29,324 Know what, Balls, I think I miss you most of all. 207 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:32,619 I miss you too, nigga. 208 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:37,624 I just keep thinking about where we went wrong, man. 209 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:40,418 Come on, man, you two were too fuckin’ young. 210 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:42,587 Shit, high school sweethearts and big Hollywood dreams, 211 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:43,922 they don’t fuckin’ go together, 212 00:07:43,922 --> 00:07:45,840 then you throw a kid in there? 213 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:48,426 It’s amazing you lasted as long as you fuckin’ did. 214 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:51,554 Shit, you fought the good fight, nigga, you lost. 215 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:55,308 Now it’s time to accept defeat and move on, man. 216 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:00,772 Everything’s moving so fast, man. 217 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:02,691 Come on, man, that’s life. 218 00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:05,777 It’s a fuckin’ storm out there all day, every day. 219 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:10,115 Where’s your happiness at, Balls, man? 220 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:11,449 Where’s the woman of your dreams? 221 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:13,410 Shit. 222 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:16,913 Yo, she out there somewhere, man. 223 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:18,081 I know it. 224 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:20,458 She’s a lucky fuckin’ girl. 225 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:24,462 ♪ RandB instrumental ♪ 226 00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:37,809 You just tried to kiss me. 227 00:08:37,809 --> 00:08:39,602 What the fuck you doing in my bedroom, Malcolm? 228 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:41,104 Floyd, you haven’t returned my calls, 229 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:43,606 my emails, or my beautifully framed dick pics. 230 00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:45,442 - Get the fuck out! - I can’t. 231 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:46,651 It’s time to strategize, okay? 232 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:48,945 Muhammad has come to the mountain. 233 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:51,031 Now, I need you to brush yo teeth, 234 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,907 because your breath smells like prison ass. 235 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:55,869 Get the fuck out! 236 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,620 I’ll be outside. 237 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,831 It’s gonna be a great day. 238 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:04,085 Okay, well, I think the first order of business 239 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:07,422 is probably getting you out of this fuckin’ shithole. 240 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:09,507 Ay, this is my fuckin’ home, Hodgy. 241 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:12,427 Sim sim sala suck my dick! 242 00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:13,928 Ay, don’t be disrespecting the domicile. 243 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:15,638 This is Balls Mamont. 244 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:17,390 I’m so sorry, Mr. Testicles, but guess what? 245 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,058 It’s Hammer time! 246 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:21,186 All right, you remember that super gay, superhero 247 00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:23,646 CW pilot that you read for two weeks ago? 248 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:25,065 Guess what, Baby Bubba? 249 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,025 They trying to test you, or that sitcom 250 00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:28,943 that had you coon it up, you know, 251 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:31,154 that new version of Friends with the one black friend? 252 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:33,615 Guess what, Tommy Davidson, they’re trying 253 00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:36,075 to shove you down the producer’s fuckin’ throat, bro! 254 00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:37,869 Here’s the thing, though, 255 00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:39,662 what if I don’t wanna do none of that shit? 256 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:42,207 You gotta do something, Floyd. 257 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:43,583 - Why? - Why? 258 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,460 Because it is pilot season, 259 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,086 in the golden age of diversity, 260 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:48,880 and you have a superpower! 261 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,799 You’re Blackman, okay? 262 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:52,091 There’s never been a better time in Hollywood 263 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:53,510 to be a POC. 264 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:55,512 Ay, don’t do nothing set in space, 265 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,514 or put on a fuckin’ cape. 266 00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,474 - That shit’s weak. - Who the fuck asked you? 267 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:01,684 - Ay, sit and spin, Mowgli. - Hey! 268 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:04,604 Whoa, whoa, not cool, man, not cool! 269 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,481 This suit right here is worth more 270 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:08,191 than this entire roach-infested snuff film 271 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:09,692 of an apartment combined. 272 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:11,110 Where does the superhero one shoot? 273 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:13,154 - Vancouver. - Pass. 274 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:14,864 I don’t wanna be away from my kid right now. 275 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:15,865 What about the sitcom? 276 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,617 Shoots in New York. 277 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,160 Fuck! What else you got for me? 278 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,037 There’s one more. 279 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:23,498 It’s less money, more prestige. 280 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:25,625 It’s some black responsibility project, 281 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,585 it’s like a musical version of Hidden Figures. 282 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:29,754 Teddy Snow is writing and directing. 283 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,089 No, that motherfucker’s crazy, right? 284 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,758 And you’re some walk in the park? 285 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,927 Listen, Floyd, he’s a big fan of yours, 286 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:37,929 and that makes him aces in my book. 287 00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:40,014 Well, send it to me, and I’ll have Balls take a look at it. 288 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,975 You already have the fuckin’ script, Floyd, 289 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,726 it’s one of the ones you were supposed to read. 290 00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:45,520 Where are you going? 291 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:48,106 We have accomplished nothing, zero! 292 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:49,649 I gotta go meet up with Trevor and Sadie. 293 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:52,569 Oh, uh, well, do tell milady that I had the head 294 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:53,862 of the agency put in a good word 295 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:55,697 for young Trevor at Broken Arrow. 296 00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:58,741 Why you gettin’ involved in my personal shit, Malcolm? 297 00:10:58,741 --> 00:10:59,951 I don’t care about you. 298 00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:01,828 I don’t care about your boy. 299 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,079 I care about Sadie. 300 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:04,747 I would do anything for her. 301 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:07,792 Talk to Balls, figure this shit out. 302 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:10,962 So what’s the story, motherfucker? 303 00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:12,922 What’s the five-year plan for our boy? 304 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:15,091 Or do you even have one? 305 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:17,093 How do you keep him true to his base, 306 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:19,012 and expand his brand? 307 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:23,766 Or are you just on some short-term, money-grab shit? 308 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:27,854 Go ahead, ISIS, I’m fuckin’ waitin’. 309 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,647 ♪ hip hop instrumental ♪ 310 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,612 So, what do you think? 311 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,822 It’s not a school, Sadie. School should feel like prison. 312 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,240 School should make you wanna bust out 313 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,658 and do something different with your life. 314 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:41,826 You know what, you really want our kid 315 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,661 to pick an elementary school? 316 00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:45,830 Listen, I am not in the mood for a bit right now, 317 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,624 I think that the interview went really well, 318 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:48,833 you were charming, and you were funny-- 319 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,668 Yeah, that’s what I do. 320 00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:51,961 Of course he’s gonna get in. 321 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:53,671 What makes you so sure? 322 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,965 ’Cause he’s black, Sadie. 323 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,675 He’s black, haven’t you heard? 324 00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:59,344 It’s the golden age of diversity, 325 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:01,012 plus it’s a shit load of money, 326 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:02,013 and we willing to write a check, 327 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:04,682 so why wouldn’t he get in? 328 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:09,187 Yeah. Hey, do you, um, wanna watch him tonight? 329 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,230 Why, hot date? 330 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,191 Floyd, you know it’s none of your business. 331 00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:14,859 You know, I wanna go up at the J Spot tonight, 332 00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:16,611 you know it’s been a minute, so... 333 00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:19,697 Really, you’d rather do that than hang out with our kid? 334 00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:21,157 You want me to hire a babysitter, 335 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:22,325 is that what you’re telling me right now? 336 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:23,701 That’s not what I’m saying, 337 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,036 of course I wanna hang out with my son, 338 00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:27,121 but I don’t wanna play fuckin’ manny 339 00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,790 while you out there gettin’ wined, dined, 340 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,208 and potentially 69’d by somebody 341 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:31,876 with peanut butter brown eyes-- 342 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:33,336 Okay, first of all, I’m not even into that. 343 00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:34,671 - You ain’t into it? - I like to relax-- 344 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,214 - Mom! Hey, Mom! - Hi, honey! 345 00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:37,298 What do you think? 346 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:38,716 Guess it’s all right. 347 00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:40,343 It’s all right? 348 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:42,095 Well, looks like you’re having a blast over there. 349 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,639 I mean, just seems kind of expensive. 350 00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:47,392 Although, it is really nice, but... 351 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:49,268 I don’t wanna grow up being soft. 352 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:54,816 I like where your head’s at, little man, 353 00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:56,734 but you don’t gotta worry about that. 354 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,152 Not ever. 355 00:12:58,152 --> 00:12:59,404 You like it here? 356 00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:00,405 ’Cause that’s all that matters. 357 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,990 Yeah, it’s awesome! 358 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:03,700 - What’s not to like? - Cool. 359 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,243 I wanna show you the robotics lab. 360 00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:06,244 All right, cool. 361 00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:07,370 I’m gonna be right there, 362 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:08,621 I just gotta make a call real quick. 363 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,581 Okay. Come on, Mom! 364 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:21,884 Floyd? 365 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,886 I’ll take the fuckin’ meeting. 366 00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:26,055 ♪ hip hop instrumental ♪ 367 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,351 Hi, Floyd? 368 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,103 - Yeah, that’s me. - Take a seat. 369 00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:39,902 I don’t give a fuck. 370 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,779 What do you wanna fuckin’ do? 371 00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:43,281 You wanna fuckin’ start some shit with me, too? 372 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,033 I’ll fuck you in the ass. 373 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:47,660 Fuck you. 374 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,204 Teddy will be right with you. 375 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,748 Uh... 376 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:54,375 Is everything okay in there or...? 377 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,461 Yup, all good. 378 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:57,962 Lloyd! 379 00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,422 - Floyd. Yeah. - Floyd. 380 00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,799 Stu Beggs calls you Lloyd. 381 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,676 Yeah, well, Stu Beggs is getting on in years, 382 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:04,886 you know, dementia and shit. 383 00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:06,220 Yeah, he’s shot. 384 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,681 You know he once had a year-long relationship 385 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,349 with a blow-up doll of his ex-wife? 386 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:11,684 He brought her everywhere, showed up 387 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:12,977 to a premiere with it once. 388 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:15,730 Huge horse cock, though, 389 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:17,398 and a wonderful philanthropist. 390 00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:18,941 Come on inside. 391 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,151 All right. 392 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,994 Do I seem infectious to you or something? 393 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:31,079 No. 394 00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,206 Well, actually, yes. 395 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:36,834 It’s not personal, you know, we’re all just filthy animals. 396 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,252 Yeah, but it’s not a racial thing, 397 00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:40,296 I just have some OCD stuff. 398 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:41,839 Yeah, man, whatever, man, do your thing. 399 00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,299 I do love eating pussy. 400 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:44,842 Now what is this I hear about black guys? 401 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,427 You, uh... 402 00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:48,346 You don’t like to eat pussy, is that like a... 403 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:50,765 Is that a real thing? 404 00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:53,392 I love it. Eat it all day. 405 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,144 I’m sorry, man, I don’t know 406 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,063 what the fuck you’re saying right now. 407 00:14:57,063 --> 00:15:00,399 Sorry, I have a problem swallowing pills. 408 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:05,279 I have to let them dissolve in my mouth, can’t swallow ’em. 409 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:08,366 All right, so, uh, what do you know about this project? 410 00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:09,867 Not much, man. 411 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:12,870 It’s set in the music world, is it hip hop? 412 00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:14,372 No, not at all. 413 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,207 But in a way, yes. 414 00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:21,170 In 1980, punk rock scene was exploding in LA. 415 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:25,883 Fear, Black Flag, The Germs, all white kids, of course. 416 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:28,970 But there was this one band, Angry Black, 417 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:32,223 it was these three young black dudes from Venice, 418 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:34,225 they were writing songs about Ronald Reagan, 419 00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:35,935 and police brutality, 420 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,938 they were NWA before there was an NWA. 421 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,898 - You ever hear about them? - Nope. 422 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,817 That’s because they burned out quick. 423 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:46,195 But the lead singer, Xavier Duvall, 424 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,322 he was brilliant, he was charismatic, 425 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:49,991 and he was funny as fuck, 426 00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:51,784 and they had a white manager, that’s me, 427 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,077 that’s the part I’m playing. 428 00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:55,246 He tried to take ’em to the next level, 429 00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:57,540 but they wind up destroying his life in the process. 430 00:15:57,540 --> 00:16:00,418 X moved into his house, he started fucking his wife, 431 00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:01,794 and his daughter-- 432 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:02,795 Ray needs to talk to you. 433 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,088 Who’s Ray? 434 00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,256 The production designer. 435 00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:06,507 Oh, what, the Chinese fella? 436 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,592 Sure. 437 00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:08,926 Five minutes. 438 00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,428 Take your time. 439 00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:14,432 Do you need anything, Floyd? 440 00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,267 - Nah, I’m good. - Okay. 441 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,606 Caught you lookin’. 442 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:23,274 Huh? Nah. 443 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:25,276 I wasn’t looking, just, uh, just sittin’ here, 444 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:26,944 minding my own damn business, that’s all. 445 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,905 I love your stand-up, by the way. 446 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,323 Oh, word, you seen me live? 447 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,407 No, I just saw some stuff on the internet. 448 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:32,617 Okay, right on. 449 00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:34,368 You like to go on the internet? 450 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,912 Uh, sure. 451 00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:38,831 Where do you like to go, on the internet? 452 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,291 W-What do you mean? 453 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:41,417 Like, when you’re just trying to relax, 454 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,543 and blow off some steam. 455 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,130 Where we goin’ with this? 456 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,966 I like this one, it’s called Baby Got Blacked. 457 00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:51,928 Teen girls, huge black cocks. 458 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:54,222 You’re fucking with me right now, right? 459 00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:55,932 Do you want me to fuck with you? 460 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:59,143 Uh, listen, you fine as fuck, 461 00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:01,520 but, uh, I’m 100% 462 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,439 not interested in this right now. 463 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,900 Okay, maybe 75%. 464 00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:09,320 And decreasing. 465 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:12,031 When he says 5 minutes, 466 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,574 he really means 15 minutes. 467 00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:16,452 Well, you know, a lot can happen in 15 minutes. 468 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:19,330 I typically do my best work in under 15 minutes, so, uh... 469 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,499 He’s so mean to me. 470 00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:23,251 He never lets me out of the house, 471 00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:25,378 - he hates all my friends. - Who now? 472 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,173 Hey, what the hell is going on here? 473 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:32,134 Uh, nothing, man, just, uh, we just-just marinatin’. 474 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:35,429 I take you into my house, I try to further your career, 475 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:37,515 - and this is how you repay me? - Hey, hey, man, 476 00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,392 I don’t know what the fuck you talkin’ about, 477 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,018 but this bitch thirsty as fuck. 478 00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:43,020 Whoa, you talkin’ ’bout my daughter that way? 479 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,480 This your daughter? 480 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,023 How was I supposed to know it was your daughter? 481 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,984 All right, good. Good, good, good. 482 00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,193 Now say it again, say this, say, 483 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:51,028 "Is it becauseI fucked your daughter?" 484 00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:52,530 Huh? Hmm? 485 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:55,157 "Or is it because a black man fucked your daughter?" 486 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,993 ’Cause that’s the core of the scene, go ahead, say it. 487 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,245 Scene? The fuck you mean, "scene"? 488 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,538 Come on, I know you haven’t acted much, 489 00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:02,581 so I needed to get you into a raw place, 490 00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:04,458 so we could access those emotions. 491 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:06,335 Okay, and do it again, same energy. 492 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,254 So is this your daughter or not? 493 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,172 No. 494 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,508 What do you think, I would pimp out my own daughter, 495 00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:15,636 and put her in some twisted Mandingo scenario? 496 00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:18,514 This is Gwen, she’s playing my character’s daughter. 497 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:21,392 Sorry, Floyd, but thanks for making my job so easy. 498 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:23,227 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, relax. 499 00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:24,395 You don’t want the director to feel 500 00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:26,147 like you wanna fuck someone else. 501 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:28,024 I mean, we’re not gonna be sleeping together 502 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,150 on this project, but you don’t wanna make me 503 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,651 feel like it’s out of my reach. 504 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:33,612 As a director, I need to feel strong, sexual magnetism, 505 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:37,033 and big, potent, baby-makin’ balls. 506 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,159 Got it, sorry, boss. 507 00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:39,660 Listen, Floyd, I need you to-- 508 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,120 Man, fuck all y’all, man! 509 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,538 I’m out, this shit wack! 510 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,582 What wack? What, you don’t want the part? 511 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,625 Come on, Floyd, use your heat, 512 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:49,253 tell an untold story about your people. 513 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:50,671 You don’t want it? 514 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:53,049 Then fuck off and die, you fuckin’ ingrate. 515 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,383 He can pay for his own parking. 516 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:58,262 ♪ hip hop instrumental ♪ 517 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:07,188 This is it, man. This is the one. 518 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:09,190 - What is it? - That Teddy Snow thing. 519 00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:11,150 Oh, no, I’m not doing that, that motherfucker’s crazy. 520 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,527 He’s also one of the greatest filmmakers of our time. 521 00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:16,238 He’s like Mel Gibson, you may not want 522 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,366 to invite him to your boy’s bar mitzvah, 523 00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:20,451 but he makes some pretty good fuckin’ movies. 524 00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:22,286 Life is short, Balls. 525 00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:24,538 Except when it’s long, man, and you broke, 526 00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:27,166 regretting the road not taken. 527 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,501 Read it. 528 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,627 Thank me later. 529 00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:31,629 I can totally see you in this joint. 530 00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:34,590 ♪ hip hop instrumental ♪ 531 00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:43,474 You’re right, Balls, it is good. 532 00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:46,310 I’m always right, motherfucker. 533 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,270 - And you got a visitor. - Who? 534 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,231 Hey, it was great to meet you, Balls, 535 00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:52,817 and I appreciate the kind words and thoughts, I really do. 536 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:54,527 You’re welcome. 537 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,195 I like that kid. 538 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,488 There’s something really special about him, 539 00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:59,490 I like the cut of his jib. 540 00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:00,741 What the fuck you doing here? 541 00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:02,827 Look, I came to apologize, okay? 542 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:05,121 About my somewhat unorthodox approach 543 00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:06,622 to auditions, okay, but I figured 544 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,332 since we’re gonna be working together, 545 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,668 we should get to know each other a little better. 546 00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:12,753 Working together, who said we’d be working together? 547 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,255 I spoke to your dipshit agent. 548 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,341 I got some choices. 549 00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:18,551 You’ve got choices? 550 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,553 What’s your other choice? A sitcom? 551 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,180 Come on. 552 00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,184 Let’s get out of here, I wanna show you something, 553 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:29,770 but you, uh, you gotta drive, I kind of, uh... 554 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:32,523 I don’t have a license right now. 555 00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:34,567 Come on, Floyd, man up! 556 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,196 This is it! 557 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,241 This is it. 558 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,703 This is where it happened. 559 00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:47,538 X and the boys, they lived in a filthy squat 560 00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:49,373 - right over there. - Oh, yeah? 561 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:53,711 Used to play the Whisky a Go Go every chance they got. 562 00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:55,045 And X died right there. 563 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:59,341 Right there in front of a fuckin’ AMPM. 564 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,635 Twenty-five years old, he was beaten to death 565 00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:03,721 by the LAPD, can you believe that shit? 566 00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:06,182 Some things never change, am I right? 567 00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:09,268 Listen, man, it’s a cool story, 568 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,228 and I dig your script, 569 00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:12,480 but I’m not a fuckin’ actor, man, 570 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,564 I’m just a fuckin’ comic. 571 00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:15,691 Look, I saw your audition. 572 00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,526 All right, and the raw material is there, 573 00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:19,487 you just need me to help you shape it. 574 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,698 Look, I want you in my film, man, 575 00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:24,241 but you’re at a crossroads. 576 00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:25,576 You gotta figure out what you wanna do. 577 00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:27,411 You wanna do some inconsequential 578 00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:29,747 television crap, make some dough? 579 00:21:29,747 --> 00:21:31,874 Huh? You wanna do that? 580 00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:34,460 Or wouldn’t you wanna try to do something great? 581 00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,587 Something special? 582 00:21:36,587 --> 00:21:38,380 A story for your own-- 583 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,673 - People. - That’s right. 584 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,258 - Yeah, right, I get it. - That’s right. 585 00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:45,554 Come on. Huh? 586 00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:47,848 Let’s go out, you and me, we go out, 587 00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:49,391 let’s, uh... 588 00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:50,851 Let’s get polluted. 589 00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:52,228 You and me, come on. 590 00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:53,646 Let’s go get some tattoos, 591 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,523 let’s get wacky, you and me, let’s get crazy. 592 00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:57,233 Come on, give me the keys, I wanna drive this puppy. 593 00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:58,943 Come on, man, you’re fuckin’ drunk. 594 00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:00,736 - I’m not fuckin’ drunk. - I smell it on you, dude. 595 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,530 Ah, what, I had a few too many, 596 00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:04,406 I’m not too drunk to drive, give me my keys, man. 597 00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:07,618 Oh, you wanna fuck around? 598 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:11,705 I fuckin’ jumped you now, you fuck-- 599 00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:14,458 Hey, man, what’s wrong with you? 600 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:17,795 Let go of me, man! 601 00:22:17,795 --> 00:22:19,755 How does that feel, you prick?! 602 00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:20,756 What’s wrong with you, man? 603 00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:23,634 What’s the problem? 604 00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:25,761 This asshole won’t give me my keys back. 605 00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:27,846 What are you, five? Give the guy his keys. 606 00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,807 Hey, hey, hey, hey, why you so sure that they’re his keys? 607 00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:31,517 ’Cause he’s white? 608 00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:33,352 No, it’s more because you look like a punk. 609 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:36,230 Yeah. A punk who was just saying how much he hates LAPD. 610 00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:38,941 Oh, interesting, look who’s being prejudiced now. 611 00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:40,442 Hey, it’s not true, all right? 612 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:42,444 This is just some weird, method acting game 613 00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:43,612 that he’s doing right now. 614 00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:45,197 That’s all it is. 615 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:46,657 Yeah, because I want you to know what it’s like 616 00:22:46,657 --> 00:22:48,325 to live in fear of these motherfuckers, man. 617 00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:50,536 I know what it’s like to live in fear 618 00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,496 of these motherfuckers, I’m black, motherfucker! 619 00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:54,373 No offense, Officer. 620 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,417 You’re apologizing to this fuckin’ pig, man? 621 00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:58,335 He killed one of your own, right there, man! 622 00:22:58,335 --> 00:23:00,546 Hey, look, Officer, uh... 623 00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:03,340 G-Gustan, this is just a misunderstanding. 624 00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:04,508 All right, hands behind your back. 625 00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:05,718 W-Wait, I didn’t do nothing! 626 00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:07,428 Wait, for what? For what? 627 00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:09,430 Ah, shit, man! 628 00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:11,682 He didn’t fuckin’ do anything, you fuckin’ pig, man! 629 00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:13,225 You want some of this, too, Hollywood? 630 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:14,518 Somebody get this on their phone! 631 00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:18,022 Fuck you and fuck your racist fuckin’ pig brethren, man! 632 00:23:18,022 --> 00:23:19,773 Black Lives Matter, man! 633 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:22,401 Attica! Attica! Attica! 634 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,862 Give me an excuse, motherfucker, give me an excuse! 635 00:23:26,697 --> 00:23:29,325 Cut. Cut. 636 00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:32,453 Tommy, that was great. Excellent, excellent work. 637 00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:34,705 Listen, next time, don’t get the cuffs on him fully 638 00:23:34,705 --> 00:23:36,665 so he can really, you know, rage against the machine, 639 00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:38,042 but that was great. 640 00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:39,835 I want you to take an emotional snapshot 641 00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:42,338 of what just happened, ’cause that was beautiful. 642 00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:43,714 We’re gonna run it back one more time. 643 00:23:43,714 --> 00:23:45,007 You got one more in you? 644 00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:46,675 - You bet. - Wait a minute. 645 00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:48,969 This was just another one of your fuckin’ games? 646 00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:51,263 This ain’t a game, man, this is a master class, man. 647 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,974 Acting is just life shot through a prism, 648 00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:56,560 with all the boring shit cut out, man! 649 00:23:58,062 --> 00:23:59,855 Fuck! 650 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:01,899 That’s it! 651 00:24:01,899 --> 00:24:04,568 That’s it, that was beautiful, that’s the character, 652 00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:06,737 Floyd, you’ve got it, man! 653 00:24:06,737 --> 00:24:08,614 - You’re crazy. - What’s the matter? 654 00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:10,908 We’re gonna go again. You got another one in you? 655 00:24:10,908 --> 00:24:13,369 That was fantastic, Floyd! 656 00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:16,455 You got it, man, you’re a fuckin’ star! 657 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:19,375 ♪ hip hop instrumental ♪ 658 00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:24,421 All right, I’m here. 659 00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:25,881 Put your face on. 660 00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:27,841 Don’t wanna go scare the poor guy off. 661 00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:29,468 What happened at the J Spot? 662 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,428 Wasn’t feelin’ it. 663 00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:34,682 Had a weird night, I guess I was overcome with the urge 664 00:24:34,682 --> 00:24:37,309 to do something a little more apologetic, maybe. 665 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:39,311 And? 666 00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:41,939 I’m sorry, Sadie. 667 00:24:41,939 --> 00:24:45,526 Sorry for all that male bravado bullshit. 668 00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:48,445 Sorry for not respecting your right 669 00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:50,447 to sample new penises, as much as it makes me 670 00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:51,865 wanna throw the fuck up. 671 00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:54,618 Thank you. 672 00:24:54,618 --> 00:24:55,786 Yeah. Yeah. 673 00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:57,079 Or should I be thanking Balls? 674 00:24:57,079 --> 00:24:59,123 Hey, Dr. Balls to you. 675 00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:01,750 Motherfucker missed his calling, he should’ve been a therapist. 676 00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:04,002 You know what, I’m sorry, too. 677 00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:05,713 I should have thought of a better way 678 00:25:05,713 --> 00:25:07,423 to talk to you about this stuff. 679 00:25:07,423 --> 00:25:09,591 There’s never a right way. 680 00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:11,677 No, but we can’t keep falling into bed with each other 681 00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:14,054 when we’re lonely. 682 00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:17,015 It’s confusing for Trevor, it’s not healthy for us. 683 00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:19,017 Speak for yourself, woman. 684 00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:21,437 Floyd, come on, everything you ever wanted 685 00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:23,480 is starting to happen for you, 686 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,566 you should enjoy the ride, 687 00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:29,653 don’t try to complicate things. 688 00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:35,659 Okay, but what if all this shit is an illusion? 689 00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:37,661 What if while I’m out here, chasing some dream, 690 00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:41,623 I miss out on the best thing that’s ever happened to me? 691 00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:43,083 What if all I want is you? 692 00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:48,672 I mean, I don’t know why the hell you’re so worried, 693 00:25:48,672 --> 00:25:52,718 who’s gonna want some busted single mom anyway? 694 00:25:52,718 --> 00:25:56,847 Hey, ain’t a damn thing busted about you, woman. 695 00:25:56,847 --> 00:25:57,806 You’re hot. 696 00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:01,935 And I love me some single moms, 697 00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:04,605 that’s my favorite variety of ladyness. 698 00:26:07,191 --> 00:26:09,610 I’m fucked, Floyd. 699 00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:11,487 No one’s ever gonna be sweeter. 700 00:26:11,487 --> 00:26:13,405 Mm-hmm, talk about it. 701 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:14,823 No one’s ever gonna be funnier. 702 00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:16,867 Obviously. 703 00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:20,537 What do you say if I’m still single 704 00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:22,539 when we’re 60, wanna get married? 705 00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:24,082 - Sixty? - Yeah. 706 00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:25,709 I gotta wait till I’m 60 to get back in there? 707 00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:27,085 - It’s the new 40! - Uh-uh. 708 00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:28,504 Not for vaginas, 709 00:26:28,504 --> 00:26:31,882 60 is not 40 for a vagina, 60 is 60. 710 00:26:31,882 --> 00:26:33,675 That’s a 60-year-old pussy 711 00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:35,844 we talkin’ about, and that 60-year-old pussy 712 00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:37,221 will have seen a lot of shady dick, 713 00:26:37,221 --> 00:26:40,140 so no thank you to your shitty consolation prize. 714 00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:42,726 I can not believe you’re talking trash 715 00:26:42,726 --> 00:26:44,102 about my aging lady. 716 00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:45,896 What about your tired old junk, huh? 717 00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:47,481 - What about it? - What’s that gonna look like? 718 00:26:47,481 --> 00:26:49,191 It’s gonna be pretty as a motherfucker. 719 00:26:49,191 --> 00:26:50,943 And if I get older, it might stretch out 720 00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:52,236 a little more, too. 721 00:26:52,236 --> 00:26:53,737 - Oh, my God. - Extra 5 inches. 722 00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:56,740 That’s 14. 723 00:26:58,116 --> 00:27:00,118 You know I’m gonna keep trying, right? 724 00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:03,455 ♪ RandB instrumental ♪ 725 00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:18,762 I-I should-- 726 00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:20,138 Yeah, you should. 727 00:27:22,683 --> 00:27:25,018 You’re a good man, Floyd Mooney. 728 00:27:25,018 --> 00:27:28,939 ♪ If you love me like you say ♪ 729 00:27:28,939 --> 00:27:31,441 ♪ You do ♪ 730 00:27:33,277 --> 00:27:37,155 ♪ Why do I feel so blue? ♪ 731 00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:38,782 ♪ I just need someone ♪ 732 00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:42,286 ♪ If you love me like you say ♪ 733 00:27:42,286 --> 00:27:44,454 ♪ You do ♪ 734 00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:50,794 ♪ Then why do I feel so blue? ♪